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Feb 24, 2026
In a world where AI can write your essay for you, why the hell are universities still setting them?
“Your first job as a student is to figure out the hidden curriculum. Everything else follows.”
Why Students F*ck Up Essays
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Students don’t fail essays because they can’t write. They fail because no one explains what essays are really for. In my blunt, practical guide I expose the predictable fuck-ups that uni students make, and show you how to avoid them.