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Decoding how university actually works.
Feb 24, 2026
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6 min read
In a world where AI can write your essay for you, why the hell are universities still setting them?
“Your first job as a student is to figure out the hidden curriculum. Everything else follows.”
Why Students F*uck Up Essays - A Uni Survival Guide
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Most students don’t fail essays because they can’t write. They fail because nobody explains the rules.
Why Students Procrastinate - A Uni Survival Guide
Everyone thinks they understand procrastination. Parents think it’s a character flaw. Lecturers think you’re just pissing around. Even you probably think you just need to try harder. But procrastination isn’t a moral failure. It’s friction. It's the sparks that fly when your genuine intention to do the work slams into your brain's prehistoric need to keep you safe from discomfort.
